Monday, October 11, 2010

Book Nook: The Invisible Harry Gold

The Invisible Harry Gold: The Man Who Gave the Soviets the Atomic Bomb by Allen M. Hornblum is a terrific read filled with loads of interesting information about the efforts of the Soviet Union in the 1930s and the 1940s to obtain industrial and military secrets from organizations in the United States.

The most acclaimed author of spy thrillers would be unable to effectively conjure up a character with the oddball habits, eccentricities, and general weirdness of Harry Gold. As a successful Soviet spy for many years during the 1930s and 1940s (although he refused multiple overtures to formally join the Communist Party) he eventually became an important federal witness against a number of other spies.

His testimony against Manhattan Project employees Klaus Fuchs and David Greenglass (brother of Ethel Rosenberg, the wife of Julius Rosenberg), as well as a number of his Russian handlers, was instrumental in their successful prosecution by the federal government, although he ironically ended up serving more prison time than those he helped to convict. After all, he was just the courier.

The personal traits and characteristics that made Gold an ideal spy were his desperate eagerness to please other people (e.g., loaning money he could not afford, sacrificing his personal needs to help friends and coworkers), his nearly overwhelming obsessive compulsive disorder, and a strong belief that Stalinist Russia, because of its severe criticisms of Hitler’s Nazi regime and a law on the books technically making anti-Semitism a crime, was the only country willing to stand against fascism.

Recruited by a friend who was already passing industrial secrets to the Russians (Gold felt obligated and indebted because this friend had once helped him obtain employment as a chemist in the midst of the Great Depresssion), Gold began stealing information from his current employer and gleefully passing it along, apparently in the belief that these confidential chemical processes and procedures would be used by the Soviet government help the average Russian have a better life.

Of course, these first steps down a slippery slope ultimately led to his major espionage role as a courier picking up and delivering detailed blueprints of the atomic bomb from Klaus Fuchs at the recently established Los Alamos research facility and sketches of other key bomb components provided by David Greenglass, a sergeant in the U.S. Army who also worked on a crucial aspect of the atom bomb project.

Another one of Gold's oddities is that unlike many of the other spies and couriers who were providing highly classified information to the Soviet Union, Gold rarely accepted money from his handlers, and even then with great reluctance.

For example, all of his many trips over the years from his Philadelphia home to New Mexico and other places such as Boston and Chicago, were paid for out of his own pocket. He often traveled on weekends or used vacation time, while simultaneously holding down a full-time job that required significant overtime. Again, this is where his compulsive nature and pathetic need to please enhanced his effectiveness as an espionage agent.

Harry Gold’s sloppy house of cards began tumbling down on May 15, 1950. Yet even after he was picked up from his workplace by the FBI and began to take part in what turned out to be a very lengthy interrogation process that ultimately resulted in arrest, Gold took no time to clean his apartment and toss the piles of notes, maps, and ticket stubs that documented his treasonous travels, all of which were eventually seized by the government for use in his trial.

During his prison years, 1950 though 1966, Gold was by all accounts a model inmate who worked long hours in the Lewisburg, Pa., prison hospital, willingly participated in human trials of innovative drugs, and was even awarded a patent for work he did as an inmate that devised a new means of diagnosing diabetes.

Upon release, he was hired by Kennedy Hospital in Philadelphia, Pa. where he was much admired by members of the staff for his diligent work ethic and low-key personality. He died during open-heart surgery in August 1972, at the age of 61.

No obituary was published nor was a death notice released for public consumption for more than 18 months. This was perhaps fitting for a short, chubby, overachieving, and achingly insecure man who had notable ability during his lifetime to blend in with the scenery.

In summary, this is a detailed, cleanly and clearly written history of a very important chapter in American history, one with ramifications that are often misconstrued to this day. As such this tumultuous period of red herrings, loyalty oaths, pumpkin papers, and red-baiting McCarthyism still remains controversial to contemporary extremists on the far left and far right of the mainstream.

It offers valuable insights into the nearly daily casual displays of anti-Semitism of the 1930s, the lure of socialism and communism to many people of the Jewish faith, and the reasons why so many of these and other like-minded individuals, especially intellectuals, gravitated toward the potential utopian promise exhibited by the Soviet Union in the 1930s prior to the shattering news of the 1939 Hitler-Stalin pact, although even for many years thereafter hundreds of deluded true believers kept their faith in Stalinism alive.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Book Nook (July 11, 2010)

Spending a lot of time indoors to avoid a recent string of miserably sultry days always means that my book consumption will climb.

The Kingdom of Ohio by Matthew Flaming started strong. I was intrigued by the premise that Toledo, Ohio began as a small independent kingdom founded by aristocrats fleeing the terrors of the French Revolution, and that as such the kingdom would eventually become a thorn in the side of the U.S. government, with the usual unfortunate results.

Then the tale turned into a mystery involving the possibility of time travel, a brief of the initial stages of construction of New York City's first subway, and the various purported intrigues and machinations of financier J.P. Morgan and fiercely competitive rival inventors Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla with the two primary protagonists, machinist Peter Force and heiress Cheri-Anne Toledo, to discover whether time travel was real or fiction.

Ultimately, this work of fiction was not clever or well written enough to entirely hold my interest, so I'm unable to give it a strong recommendation.

A much more delightful read was Backing Into Forward, a memoir by cartoonist, writer and classic Bronx-born, New York City left-wing intellectual Jules Feiffer. Unflinchingly candid, he tells true tales of his almost stereotypical Jewish mother, his long and frustrating struggles to achieve his goal of becoming a successful cartoonist, late life achievements as an author of books for children, and his ultimate joy about becoming a family man besotted by his children.

This book is also a capsule history of New York's thriving art and intellectual scene from the early 1950s through the 1990s. Feiffer loves to drop names and offers insightful anecdotes about folks such as Will Eisner, Jean Shepherd, George Plimpton, Arthur Miller, Robert Altman, Roy Cohn (a cousin), Woody Allen, Mike Nichols, Bayard Rustin, Stephen Sondheim, Alan Arkin, Elliott Gould, Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel and many other heavy hitters from those halcyon days when Greenwich Village was the place to live, work and play.

A less interesting semi-autobiography is the recent one by musician Clarence Clemons, co-authored with Don Reo, a former producer and writer of television shows. These two alternate chapters and a number of "legend" chapters printed on gray paper may or may not be true. Did Clarence and Norman Mailer truly spend long evenings together getting drunk and discussing metaphysics? Big Man: Real Life and Tall Tales is very cautious about what is revealed.

This book will not be mistaken for a Behind the Music episode where the ups and downs of life in the rock-n-roll fast lane are detailed. The sexual excesses of the 1970s and drug excesses of the 1980s by Clarence and presumably a few other members of the E Street Band (only the late Danny Federici is fingered as a bad boy) are glossed over, although Bruce Springsteen was reportedly a notorious womanizer in his early days.

The Big Man's response to the entirely unexpected and certainly heartbreaking firing of the entire band via telephone calls from Bruce Springsteen in 1989 is muted. Only about his many surgeries and physical challenges is he forthcoming.

Another American icon, Clint Eastwood, takes a bit of a beating in American Rebel: The Life of Clint Eastwood by Marc Eliot, who has also written books about Cary Grant, Jimmy Stewart, Walt Disney, Bruce Springsteen, and Phil Ochs.

Eastwood comes off as a gifted and hard working actor and director with an egotistical streak a mile wide who generally refuses to work with any actor who might be better at his craft, a womanizer of epic proportions who does not know the meaning of the words monogamy or commitment, and a film producer who does not hesitate to toss faithful collaborators in the trash can when they become too uppity or opinionated for him to deal with. It's clearly good to be the king.

The only woman among the multitudes, including his indulgent first wife of more than 30 years, who is tough enough to hold her own against his mistreatment is petite former girlfriend Sondra Locke, who vigorously pursues several legal options in the wake of her being dumped and then duped into signing a fake deal as a producer with Warner Brothers so that Eastwood won't have to pony up a substantial financial settlement for their nearly fourteen years together in a personal and professional relationship. Way to go, Sondra!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Book Nook

Two of the most harrowing tales of chemical dependency addiction and the ways it which it cripples its users are contained in High on Arrival by singer and actor Mackenzie Phillips and American on Purpose by actor and talk show host Craig Ferguson. That these people survived decades of significant substances abuse and retained sufficient brain cells to write these books is stunning.

When it comes to total debauchery and hitting rock bottom as hard as possible, Phillips' habit of mainlining speedballs and claims of having periodic sex over a number of years with her dad -- Mamas and Papas creative force John Phillips -- are terrifying and horrific. But Ferguson's destructive pattern of addiction to everything from cheap wine to heroin also ran deep.

For a lighter read, The Real Wizard of Oz: The Life and Times of L. Frank Baum, by Rebecca Loncraine, tells the tale of the famous author. Born a few years before the Civil War and dying shortly after the close of World War I, Baum was witness to some of the most turbulent decades of American history.

More than a writer of the Oz books, he authored dozens of others published under multiple names, and was a brilliant mechanic and illusionist who play a key role in developing innovative special effects for the theatrical productions he wrote and mounted, and played a similar part in the early days of the film industry.

The author also brings to life a vivid portrait of America during these decades, covering issues such as the popularity of spiritualism, the immense interest in amateur photography that allowed the documentation of daily life, the domestic effects of the dreadful mortality rate in the 19th century of children under the age of five, and robust political debates regarding the right of women to vote and the proposed panacea of prohibiting the manufacture and consumption of alcohol.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Scraping the Bottom of the Oil Barrel

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that the U.S. has already run through its entire supply of easily exploitable oil. For example, in the 1970s it was rare for an off-shore drilling platform to drill more than a few hundred feet.

Today, it is not uncommon for wells to be drilled to depths of 5,000 feet or more, which has been one of the complicating factors in stopping the enormous and environmentally destructive flow of raw oil from the destroyed British Petroleum facility in the Gulf of Mexico.

People cannot physically operate at this depth. They are solely reliant on machines and complex technology, which are as vulnerable to failure as any human being.

Moves are already well underway to in the U.S. and Canada to extract oil from tar sands and shale oil at what might well be environmental costs that easily dwarf the damage already done to the Gulf of Mexico.

There is also the matter of complicity and collusion between the oil companies and their purported regulators, the U.S. Department of the Interior's Minerals Management Service, which duplicates the destructive relationships between greedy financial institutions and their purported regulators. And we all know how that turned out because we are still reeling from the consequences.

Gail Collins dissects these relationships in one of her typically thoughtful New York Times columns.

If there is a moral here, it is perhaps that we as a nation are stricken by a collective hubris when it comes to our dependence on fossil fuels. The handwriting on the wall was clear to many of us in 1973. Each passing day we are increasingly dependent on the "kindness of strangers" in foreign countries, many of whom wish us nothing but evil. The status quo is doomed. Change is inevitable.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Primary Races Just Tempests in Teapots

The salivating jaws of our nation's 24/7 news media ("Our news hole is always 100%") are dying to pontificate tonight and tomorrow and possibly for the next week or two over the outcomes of three U.S. Senate primary elections (Pennsylvania, Arkansas and Kentucky) and one special election in southwestern Pennsylvania to fill the seat of a deceased Congressman accused of various acts of corruption and malfeasance.

In Arkansas and Pennsylvania, the incumbent senators are facing serious challenges from the left, similar to the way Utah's Republican Sen. Bob Bennett was hammered from the right at his state convention.

Primary elections are not generally bellwethers of national trends because a significant percentage of voters are either passionate true believers or extremist cranks.

Multiple factors unique to each state are also at play. For example, in Pennsylvania, Sen. Arlen Specter is under attack for leaving the GOP for the Democrats, for drinking at the taxpayer's trough for multiple decades, for his advanced age, and for recent serious health problems.

The factors that ultimately dominate in this race and the others, will soon be fully revealed, which will only partially sate the appetites of the voracious media jackals until the next electoral event.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Book Nook

One of the best books I've read in the past year (and one of the best books I've ever read regarding Thomas Jefferson and the American Revolution) is the recently published Flight from Monticello: Thomas Jefferson at War by Michael Kranish.

Although the book is extensively annotated and footnoted, Michael Kranish's prose flows in a manner that reminded me of a classic thriller or whodunit. Granted, he bogs down now and again, especially when detailing tedious legislative deliberations (what writer wouldn't?), but my interest rarely flagged.

The primary focus is the British invasion of Virginia in 1781, which ultimately concluded with the surrender at Yorktown. While I'm generally familiar with this chapter of the war, the author's detailed examination of this operation, conceived and carried out by infamous turncoat Benedict Arnold, is revelatory.

Notable characters such as Jefferson, Patrick Henry, Lord Cornwallis, Baron von Steuben, the Marquis de La Fayette, William Byrd III, and other key players, both humble and exalted, are quickly and vividly sketched in brief anecdotes.

For example, Lafayette refused to allow two of his snipers who had Benedict Arnold within their sights to shoot him because he believed it would be unethical.

On two occasions the British came within a whisker of capturing Jefferson, once at Monticello when he was riding his horse down one side of the mountain while the cavalry was racing up the other side, and again at his Poplar Forest plantation about 80 miles southwest of Monticello, where they were within minutes of his residence before calling off the hunt due to exhaustion and poor weather.

Whether you're mildly interested in this period or consider yourself an expert on the key events of the American Revolution, you'll likely learn a great deal from this excellent book.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Book Nook

Recently completed reading (well, skimming might be the more accurate word for my perusal of a number of these pages) Samuel Adams: A Life, by Ira Stoll.

Given the many books about John and Abigail Adams (and two blockbuster miniseries produced by PBS and HBO) I was interested to learn more about John's famous cousin. Alas, this volume is not the best book to turn to in order to learn about this astonishingly capable revolutionary.

One major obstacle is the decision by Samuel Adams and his spouse Elizabeth Wells Adams to regularly burn their personal correspondence as soon as possible after reading. This places the biographer at a great disadvantage when it comes to discussing their marital and family life.

This profound obstacle begets another, which is reliance on the existing public writings of Adams, who was a newspaperman and a wordsmith at least as competent as peers such as Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine, and his cousin John Adams, but who exhaustively focused on two themes during his lifetime as a polemicist.

One, the enormous importance of religion in the public and private sectors of daily life in colonial Boston and the state of Massachusetts. Two, the need to fully separate from Great Britain, the sooner the better. Adams was one of the first, if not the first, to begin beating this prophetic drum, for which he deserves immense credit.

However, the generous and overly enthusiastic use of this material bombards the reader page after page with excerpts highly similar in tone, style, phrasing and content. Although Adams modestly modified a few of his core beliefs over time (e.g., eventually becoming a bit more tolerant of Roman Catholics and Quakers), this thematic repetition very quickly became very tedious to this reader.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Book Nook

Janis Ian's book, Society's Child: My Autobiography, is a candid account of her troubled childhood growing up as a "red diaper baby" in New Jersey; her rise and fall as a gifted musician who made millions of dollars and then lost every penny due to the machinations of a sleazy accountant and the ire of a vindictive IRS agent; and a wife who was viciously abused every which way by her crazy drug-addicted husband, a man whom she knew was dangerous well before they married. And that's just for starters.

Author John Cheever, masterful writer for many years of classic short stories that were hallmarks of The New Yorker magazine, is on my short list of successful writers who spent as much or more time torturing themselves than they did putting words to paper.

Cheever by Blake Bailey, combines literary criticism with detailed research and judicious use of the author's extensive journals to paint a detailed portrait of this conflicted and deeply alcoholic and sexually confused artist who never seemed comfortable in his own skin, yet managed to produce more than a hundred short stories and several novels before his premature demise.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Annals of Government Idiocy

Those infamously contaminated FEMA trailers purchased in the wake of Hurricane Katrina may be coming to your town in the near future. Yes, the powers that be have decided they are safe to sell on the open market. In fact, eBay already has a bidding space ready to go. The Washington Post has been all over this like fleas on a hound, so click here for the sordid details.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Academy Awards Doldrums

Another boring Oscar presentation that dragged on for far too long and was short on entertainment value is now part of the historical record. Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were underused and clearly lacked the energy level demonstrated by Neil Patrick Harris in the opening number. Perhaps Doogie would have been a better choice for host. I was not too surprised at the outcomes.

"Avatar" may have become too huge too fast for its own good to garner significant awards. While groundbreaking as a work of cinematography and CGI, it lacked the raw grit, immediacy and political relevance of "The Hurt Locker."

It is also unfortunate the Coen brothers "A Serious Man" was largely overlooked. It was one of my fave pix from last year. There were also no real surprises or upsets in the actor and actress categories to protect me from the occasional urge to doze off.

Found the dance numbers that illustrated the soundtrack themes to be beyond lame, but this awards show in particular always seems to have difficulty figuring out how to showcase musical numbers. One can only hope that the 2011 show will be better. After all, hope for the best and expect the worst!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Brain Spasms

It's been a few weeks since I've seen the film "The Lovely Bones," but some of the gorgeous images are still stuck in my brain, along with the astounding performance by Stanley Tucci, whom I didn't even recognize until very near the end. Was also impressed that the teenaged Saoirse Ronan was able to hold her own amongst the heavyweight thespians she was working with.

Meanwhile, the economy still seems stuck in the doldrums. Wrapped up a six week stint last Friday at TD Bank as an AML Investigator. Basically had to review account holders who made cash deposits or withdrawals in the general neighborhood of $10,000 to determine the source of these funds and attempt to ascertain if they were from legal or illegal or questionable sources.

Didn't find any myself, but a colleague across the row was delighted at the cash flow of a client employed by the Scores organization in Manhattan. Another colleague vicariously enjoyed a person living high on the hog in Boca Raton who was apparently quite fond of walking about Florida with major wads of Benjamins stuffed in his pockets.

Try though I do to avoid Olympics overload some shenanigans inevitably infiltrate my personal filter. The ice skater who appears to enjoy dresses, the much criticized Russian skaters who dressed up as aboriginals (which was not a lot better or worse than several of the other truly dumb, pathetic and embarrassing costumes on display) and the Korean guys who seem to think that Apolo Ohno did them wrong during their competitive outing. Anyway, this will all go away soon, Jay Leno will be back on NBC at 11:35 p.m. EST Monday through Friday, and our planet will continue to spin.

Have been plodding in recent days through the latest doorstop by Steven King, "Under the Dome," which might actually weigh more than his earlier doorstop, "The Stand."

My understanding is that he generally has been working without an editor for a number of years and this is not always a good thing. Even Fitzgerald, Faulkner, and Hemingway (to name but a few) knew that a pair of objective eyeballs on a manuscript could work wonders on overextended prose.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Book Nook

Recently completed reading a fascinating biography of prolific and fabulously wealthy writer Stephen King by Lisa Rogak, who is something of a specialist in unauthorized biographies of writers (she has also profiled Shel Silverstein and Dan Brown).

"Haunted Heart: The Life and Times of Stephen King" offers a great deal of information about his life and times. Although familiar with the basic outlines of King's biography, I was stunned by the poverty in which he was raised. Absent a father, but with a hard working and often stressed out mom, he was periodically farmed out to relatives and had to deal with plenty of moves from one town to another, hand me down clothes, thick eyeglasses, poor hand and eye coordination, and the usual abuse inflicted by classmates who enjoyed more stable family lives.

This was, after all, the 1950s, a time when father always presumably knew best. To tune out these unpleasant facts of life, King took refuge in comic books and pulp science fiction, which inspired his first literary efforts, which were rewarded by his mother with nickels, dimes, and quarters. An excellent example of the supportive powers of pay for play.

King has been open about his former dependence on booze and drugs, but again the sheer quantity and variety of the substances he selected to abuse was a real eye opener. For example, I've never known that Listerine and NyQuil could be abused at such high levels.

The high profile recovery from his auto accident is covered in harrowing detail (along with his subsequent efforts to overcome his new addiction to painkillers). In the end, we are left with a portrait of a prolific writer, one who is still compulsively driven to write, in his twilight years, enjoying the longevity of his marriage and the successes of his three grown children.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Happy Birthday Patti Smith

One of Patti Smith's claims to fame was helping jump start the New York City punk scene with her early 1970s poetry readings backed by guitarist/critic Lenny Kaye.

One key early venue was Bowery dive bar CBGB & OMFUG, at the time searching for its musical identity. After Patti became a regular, a horde of then unknown--many soon to become very well known--performers followed.

My first concert experience with Patti Smith was January 16, 1976 at the Cellar Door in Washington, D.C. The venue held maybe 100 people if you crammed them elbow to elbow.

Other performers that I saw there back in the day were singer and songwriter Jackie DeShannon, electric violinist and fusion pioneer Jean Luc Ponty (an occasional collaborator with musical iconoclast Frank Zappa), Emmylou Harris, Linda Ronstadt, Jackson Browne, and other names lost in the haze of time (and perhaps a few hazy substances!).

Patti's opening act was Garland Jeffreys, who was completely unknown to me at the time, but performed a powerful set that made me an instant fan.

Also there was legendary record mogul Clive Davis, at that time the former extremely powerful head of Columbia Records and founder of Arista Records. I recall him pacing back and forth during the sets.

Patti was wearing her iconic Keith Richards t-shirt and her band was crammed onto the club's notoriously small stage. My girlfriend, Marian LeBlanc, and I were seated at a tiny table very close to center stage. We had tix for the early and late shows.

Early Show
We’re Gonna Have a Real Good Time Together, One More Cup of Coffee (Bob Dylan) (fragment), Privilege (Set Me Free), Ain’t it Strange, Kimberly, Redondo Beach, Free Money, Pale Blue Eyes/Louie Louie, Pumping (My Heart), Jolene (Dolly Parton) (fragment), Birdland, Gloria, (encore): My Generation*

Late Show
We’re Gonna Have a Real Good Time Together, Slavery Days (Burning Spear), Privilege (Set Me Free), Ain’t it Strange, One More Cup of Coffee (fragment), Kimberly, Redondo Beach, Free Money, Pale Blue Eyes/Louie Louie, Pumping (My Heart), Jolene, Birdland, Gloria, (encore): My Generation*

Note: *Special guest John Cale.

One of the more memorable but least pleasant parts of the evening happened when we left the club to find that the battery in my Gremlin had died. This meant a long and extremely cold walk back to our apartment in Roslyn, Va., that included hiking over the Francis Scott Key bridge as a lusty wind blew down the Potomac River.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Book Nook

Christopher Buckley's memoir regarding his parents, William F. Buckley, Jr. and Patricia Taylor Buckley, mixes childhood memories and anecdotes with the serious business of dealing with their final illnesses and deaths within an 11 month period.

Losing Mum and Pup doesn't pull any punches and frankly there were a few anecdotes and insights regarding his dad that I would have been happy not to read.

Given his unique position as only child, Buckley offers a obviously subjective view of his childhood and adult relationships with his parents, each of whom had strong personalities and were well known, successful, and respected in their individual adult worlds.

This certainly caused tensions in their long marriage and generated no shortage of self-esteem issues for their sole child.

As a writer and thinker, William F. Buckley Jr. had a strong influence on my intellectual growth and emerging prose style during my high school and college years. His talk show, Firing Line, was don't miss television in our household and for a number of years my annual subscription to National Review magazine was a cherished Christmas gift.

At one time I had the pleasure of spending about 10 minutes chatting with him at a sparsely attended political fundraiser in North Jersey for a cause that I can no longer recall. He graciously autographed for me a copy of his latest book The Unmaking of a Mayor (sadly this highly entertaining volume about his 1965 New York City mayoral quest appears to be out of print).

For reasons unknown to me, television personality Fran Allison, longtime host of the popular and long running Kukla, Fran and Ollie puppet show, was also at that event. She, too, was very gracious.

In the end, it was appropriate that he died at his writing desk, having written scores of books, several thousand newspaper columns, and countless articles and essays during his lifetime. He was truly a writer's writer.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Tiger's Mess

Here we go again. Another wealthy male celebrity widely reputed to be one of the nicest folks ever born in the history of our planet has a zipper problem, which may or may not be compounded by a fondness for pills and booze, a rampant ego, potential daddy didn't love me enough issues, and lord knows what else.

There is no excuse, story or personality quirk that can justify cheating on your wife under any circumstances (especially when she is busy being pregnant with and subsequently raising your progeny).

One of the more interesting aspects of this pitiful morality play is the use of the word "mistress" by the media. The classic definition of mistress is a "kept woman" who is lavished by her older sugar daddy with jewels, clothes, cars, fancy meals, an upscale place to live, and other baubles. A middle class version of pay for play.

What we appear to have in this case are a bevy of cocktail servers, nude models, hookers, porn stars, golf groupies, good time girls, and self promoters (not that there's anything wrong with that!).

What you do not have here is a mistress situation. You have a rolling international sex tour by a wealthy celeb who likes to go trolling for impressionable young women with more street smarts than book smarts.

So why does this term dominate the coverage? Did the media choose a word less potentially offensive and volatile to the idiot American parents who still believe egotistical millionaire athletes are positive role models for their children?

Does this word make Tiger Woods less guilty of patently offensive behavior? Or is it a case of media celebrities closing ranks to shelter one of their own favorite jocks by playing fast and loose with language?

Only the late language maven William Safire would know for sure. But he is no longer available for comment. Stay tuned, though. There will be many more chapters to read in coming months about this self-inflicted public relations wound.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Who Can You Really Trust?

Just spent 15 minutes on the phone with an agency trying to obtain payment from me for a credit card account my ex-wife opened shortly before our divorce became final in 2001.

She used my name, birth date and SSN to have it sent to her own home. Racked up $5000 in four months then never made a payment. Unfortunately, this wasn't the first time she ran this type of scam on me.

It's a pretty bizarre way to thank me for funding her Master's Degree program and helping to raise her daughter to adulthood. Marry in haste, repent in leisure.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Book Nook

Family and friends know reading is one of my major pleasures. A portion of any free time that I can scrounge is spent immersed in alternating between multiple books, catching up with The New Yorker (am almost two or three issues behind), and clicking to a few favorite online publications.

Have are notes regarding three books I've read in the last month or so.

Carrie Fisher's novel was a revelation. Having not read her two previous offerings (although I did enjoy the film version of Postcards From the Edge) was caught unaware by her luscious prose style.

It was fun trying to identify the true inspirations behind the characters. Jack Nicholson, Eddie Fisher and her mom were easy, others not so much. Clearly need to get up to speed on my Hollywood gossip.

Historian James MacGregor Burns cleanly written narrative simplifies the often convoluted evolution of the U.S. Supreme Court in Packing the Court: The Rise of Judicial Power and the Crisis of the Supreme Court.

Which reminds me, when did it become mandatory for works of nonfiction to carry a subtitle? Is this supposed to make me feel that shelling out $25 or $35 for a hardcover is a bargain? Is the writer being paid by the published word like back in the good all days of the 19th century penny press?

If nothing else, this book offers a convincing argument that the U.S. Supreme Court has never been aloof from politics. It always has been and will continue to be intimately entwined with politics.

One interesting tidbit the author provides is that James Madison to his dying day expressed remorse that the Constitutional Convention, possibly exhausted from debating and implementing details of the functions and responsibilities of legislative and executive branches, failed to exert similar efforts on behalf of the federal judiciary.

Another fascinating portion deals with the infamous 1857 Dred Scott decision written by Chief Justice Roger Taney. The general lesson taught in history classes is that the Court refused to alter Scott's status from slave to free man because he spent a number of years in a non-slave state.

While this is true to the ruling, the decision's core findings are filled with bile and contempt:

"No black man or woman descended from an American slave could claim national citizenship under the Constitution, which relegated blacks to a subordinate and inferior class of beings who had been subjugated by the dominant race and who had no rights which the white man was bound to respect."

In effect, this shattered the status quo and legislative compromises dating back to the Missouri Compromise of 1820, that specified the contemporary states and territories that would be open to future expansion of the peculiar institution.

After this sweeping dictate by a Court dominated by slaveholders (which also marked the first serious claim by the Court to the alleged right of judicial review initially outlined by Chief Justice Judge Marshall five decades previously ), the War Between the States became inevitable.

Finally, "The Adventures of Arthur Conan Doyle" by prolific British author Russell Miller, fully portrays the extraordinary life and times of the creator of Sherlock Holmes.

It's a classic tale of a man who rose above his dire childhood and difficult family circumstances to find international fame as the inventor of "the world's most famous man who never was."

Ironically, he came to detest the character that brought him worldwide fame and financial success because he believed the Holmes stories overshadowed his many other published -- and in his opinion -- better writings.

It would be interesting to obtain his opinion regarding the upcoming film featuring Robert Downey Jr. The actor who embodied Sherlock Holmes in the largest number of films, Basil Rathbone, would probably also offer some choice comments if he were still amongst us.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

2009 Election Results Tempest in Tea Cup

Republicans have elected governors in Virginia and New Jersey, which means pundits will be claiming (or these days more likely screaming) that President Obama and his policies have been rejected. Well, let's not be so quick to kick a man who is a long way from being knocked down to the ground.

First, despite a few heavily contested and extremely costly races voter turnout was low, as is usually the case for off year state and local elections. Second, Virginia and New Jersey voters have their own quirks that do not necessarily translate into national political trends.

In Virginia, the winner, Robert McDonnell, was from Northern Virginia, the state's wealthiest and most populous area. Challenger Creigh Deeds was from a rural part of the state, lacked statewide name recognition, and was at a clear fundraising disadvantage from the beginning.

In New Jersey, Gov. Jon Corzine was viewed by many as a cold fish, has stonewalled the media regarding his former romantic and financial relationship with a powerful female labor union leader, and floated some notably stupid ideas (e.g., increasing NJ Turnpike and Garden State Parkway highway tolls by several hundred percent in coming years) that called into question his political savvy and personal sanity.

As this is written, the hotly contested Congressional race in New York's 23rd Congressional District was still up in the air. Again, too much is likely to be read into that outcome when the dust settles.

The only political poll that matters on the success or failure of the current administration's economic recovery initiatives will be taken in November 2010. So let's chill for a bit and do what we can to help our families, friends, and neighbors through the current economic crisis.

Tails Don't Wag Dogs

All the usual media opinionators, bloviators, and blowhards are salivating at the prospect of spending countless hours this evening microscopically examining two gubernatorial and one U.S. House of Representatives election in a vain effort to foretell President Obama's political future. They might as well read tea leaves, chicken entrails or Tarot cards.

Having lived for years in New Jersey and Virginia, neither one is a reliable political weather vane, especially in these dire years of economic collapse, ill advised foreign wars, and media-driven political polarization.

State issues rather than national issues will drive the voters to the polls. Unless pompous panels of radio and tv pontificators provide solid evidence to the contrary, my belief remains that all politics is local, especially in off-year elections.

Will wait until Wednesday morning for conclusive results. My own interest is focused on the Congressional seat in Watertown, New York, where an estimated $3 million has been spent to date (look for a higher final total) in a market with little in the way of mass media to warrant these costs.

A number of underemployed folks like former Gov. Sarah Palin, lackadaisical former presidential candidate Sen. Fred Thompson, and a few overpaid media jackals with personal axes to grind are frantically stirring the political pot up by the Canadian border as if Noc. 3 is judgment day. Either way, the outcomes will be interesting, but not necessarily telling.

Monday, October 26, 2009

The Politics of Dancing

New Jersey has a statewide gubernatorial and legislative election coming up a few days after Halloween. All three major candidates are making desperate efforts to keep their masks from slipping. Current polls show a tight race between the major party candidates, with the third party nominee cast in the (usually typical) role of a spoiler who pulls votes from the mainstream nominees. In this case, many of these votes will likely be coming from Republican Chris Christie's tally.

Democratic incumbent Gov. Jon Corzine, famous in recent years for almost dying after a severe 90+ m.p.h. car crash because he doesn't like seat belts, and refusing to release e-mails or related missives regarding his sexual relationship and possible financial favors for powerful (now former) Communications Workers of America union boss Carla Katz (at least Corzine's not pulling a McGreevey).

Corzine is also spending umpteen millions of his own hard-earned Wall Street (or just as likely easily un-earned, from what we now know these days about the illegal, unethical, and immoral financial plundering by these formers masters of the universe) cash on his down and dirty campaign ads.

The fundamental tv advertising charges (unspoken but unmistakable) againt his challenger, , a former U.S. Attorney Chris Christie and mainstream GOP politico, who has been a dogged and too often lone pursuer of corruption here in the Soprano state, is that he is way too fond of food (i.e., too fat to serve). How's that for rarefied, reasoned, and rational political dialogue in the first decade of the 21st century?

Complicating the outcome is a third party alternate choice, Chris Daggett, who is guaranteed to toss a monkey wrench into what is now an unpredictable three way race. For example, note the massive electoral mess caused in 2008 by the trio running for the Minnesota U.S. Senate seat that was formerly held by deceased DFL Sen. Paul Wellstone. Sit tight, all should be revealed the day after the election.